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Who knew that change we can believe in would leave so many people bleeding from the ass?
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You know that you're a freak when you find something wrong in IMDB and correct it,even if you haven't seen the episode in 20 years
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Some mornings when you wake up, you have to watch Walker: Texas Ranger. Eh, it beats Maury ...
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Some days, you have to kick back, drink a beer, and watch the extremely shitty movies on the Sci Fi Channel.
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Add to the damn head cold that won't go away a mild case of food poisoning, and this is just a happy day ...
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A big game comes out and your store only receives 3 copies? What kind of fucktard does the ordering for you?
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It's bad enough that I have to see a bunch of attack ads today, but played at the wrong time, interrupting my show? Fuckers.
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Why is it when I try and sit down an watch my shows, the phone rings? Is it a law of the universe or something?
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I went to see Jeff Dunham Saturday night, and I laughed so hard my sides ached.
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I stopped getting spam on my email account, now I'm getting it on my cell phone in text messages. Why God, Why?
Benevolent_Bloke
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- Country: United States
- State: Wisconsin
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 10/8/2004
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